Is there such a thing as a part-time housewife? Asking for a friend.
I love cooking for my fiancé. I love cleaning for my fiancé. I love taking care of my fiancé…but, only sometimes. Sometimes I get in moods where all I want to do is cook, clean, and do laundry. All I want to do is take care of someone.
Then, I get in moods where all I want to do is work and workout. The thought of cooking and cleaning is too much to bear. The thought of having to fold/organize laundry makes me want to die. Why am I like this?
For this exact reason, I would like to be a part-time housewife. Three or four times a week I will do everything I need to do to take care of the house and everyone living in it. The other days, someone else can do it (at no additional charge). Please only make cooking, cleaning, or laundry requests on days that I am in the ‘office’. Anyone else think this sounds great?
If you too would like to be a part-time housewife, I feel you. I commiserate with you and I am a failure freak with you.